Weird Things I've Seen in Phx Part 1

Its unclear whether it would be more productive to list the weird things I've seen down here, or complie a list of the normal ones...

I was driving to the light rail station in Mesa yesterday when I saw a group of three women standing on the corner, holding a sign that said "Donations car wash for funeral". It was sad and ridiculous at the same time. Mesa is probably the seediest of all the Phoenix area towns; it is always in the paper because it has an inordinate number of "massage parlors" with live in massusses and late late hours. There is a sign at the light rail parking lot which says, "Warning! May be one or more police bait cars!" Lovely.

On the other end of the spectrum is 1950s uber conservative Chandler. They are infected by a weird fad of car window decals that depict the memebers of their family. The stickers are all over the back windows of gigantic SUVs, showing a conga line of cartoon characters that represent mom, dad, kids and pets. I have not yet sustained any damage for my liberal bumper stickers (End this war and A living wage is a moral wage), I wonder if I should push my luck by getting a sticker that has two women on it? You know, just for fun?