Police Log from the Coos County Paper [Exerpts]

July 9, 11:45 am: A man reported that his landlord's boyfriend got grass on his freshly washed Hummer

July 10, 6:23 pm: A small dog was stuck trying to get out of a window

July 12, 5:48 pm: A woman said a neighbor assaulted her for paying attention to a cat

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